Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry. She told him: 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds - and it better be there!'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the driveway. Confused, the wife ran out and brought it in. On opening it, she found a set of bathroom scales. Ed's been missing since Friday.Labels: Australia, Jokes, Scales, Stumpjump, Wayne Mansfield |
